On this day, July 1, 2010, I'm really questioning my sanity.

A few days ago I wandered around my perennial beds sprinkling this.  Read closely. Yep, it says coyote urine granules. This is what deer browsing has pushed me to. I actually spent $15 on a jar of granulated coyote pee. I don't know how the manufacturers came to obtain enough coyote urine to granulate it and sell it in shakable containers … and I really don't want to delve into exactly how this is done (my imagination has done enough damage just questioning the process). But after spending my Saturday mulching … and mulching … and mulching, and really taking a look at how much munching has been going on, I was pushed to try yet another deer repellant. Since coyote frequent our area I hope the smell of coyote urine will be scary enough to send deer elsewhere for their midnight snack. It certainly would keep me from chomping on a plant.

Of the large stands of coneflowers I have growing in unfenced areas just a few still stand 3 to 4 feet tall with buds ready to burst open in a cheery shade of dark pink. All the rest, including my few white coneflowers, stand about one foot tall, have no buds, just bare stems and a few leaves near the ground.  Morticia Addams might prefer just stems, even without any thorns, but I'd rather have flowers. I've tried multiple deer repellants over the years and none have kept deer from munching coneflowers. There have been intermittent years when my yard was not on the deer dinner path. Only then have my coneflowers blossomed freely. If I can get them to the open stage deer usually leave them alone. Look closely at the deer-pruned plants … there's tinkles of granulated coyote urine resting on the leaves at the right. If the coyote magic works I might see one or two small coneflower blossoms on these plant. If not, score another one for the deer.

I did not, however, resort to granulated coyote pee simply to have coneflowers blooming. Deer have regularly eaten my perennial sweet peas, baptisa, and asters. The only surviving leaves on the winterberry shrubs are those too high for deer to reach. Some of the four-legged eating machines have even displayed rather unusual culinary tastes – for a deer. Daffodils, butterfly bush, and Japanese ferns have all been munched this year but remained untouched during previous years. The only safe perennials in my yard are those growing within a fence.

But back to my sanity or lack thereof.  Another four-legged pest problem has led to a rather large deconstruction/reconstruction project. Years ago I molded a sloped, but sunny area of the yard into a 23 foot long, 4 foot wide planting bed. One of the long sides runs along the slope, the lower side is a fieldstone wall. Over the years I filled the bed with home-made compost until it became a very productive vegetable growing area. To keep out deer we fenced the perimeter with welded wire attached to cedar posts. All was well for many growing seasons, then we had a mild winter. The following spring began my Vole Wars. I'd plant peas. Peas would disappear into holes in the ground. I'd plant peppers (hot ones). Peppers would disappear. I lost beans, tomatoes, squash, cucumbers, lettuce, cilantro. I'd plant … voles would eat. They found the rich, fluffy soil in the vegetable bed easy digging and easy dining. This caused many unpleasant words to spew from my mouth. I think I spotted troubled neighbors covering youngsters' ears and racing them out of ear shot. Apparently profanity, stomping, and launched gardening tools don't deter voles.  Neither do those solar thingys, chewing gum dropped in holes, or hose-induced floods. But I'm stubborn, I figured I could outsmart the little hairy beasts by planting vegetables in pots, filling them with the soil voles loved to dig in, then sinking the filled pots into the holes. Essentially I planted potted plants into my vegetable bed – a lot of extra, back-paining work in spring and again in the fall when pots had to be emptied and stored. I also found I had to use really heavy-duty plastic pots or the voles would gnaw through the pots to get to the plants. More unpleasant verbiage. But generally this technique worked.

My husband watched and helped with the spring pot filling/pot sinking routine … and listened to many, many, many rants over the fact that this seemed to be the only way to grow tomatoes, beans, peppers, etc., and that vegetable growing should not be so difficult or time consuming. Knowing that asking me to not plant plants is like asking me not to breath, he agreed something must be done. The result of something? The photo below. The perimeter fence is down – good thing since the cedar posts were rotting after 10 years in the ground. One of my sons dug the good soil out and piled it elsewhere. Next we will line the entire bed and sides with 1/4 inch hardware cloth – 1/4 inch to keep voles from slinking through the openings in the wire mesh. Then, hopefully, with help from the same strong back that removed the soil, we will refill the bed and re-fence the area.

To increase my veggie planting area I'm heavily advocating for construction of raised beds – of course lined with hardware cloth – in an adjacent sunny area of the yard – of course fenced from deer. I currently have tomatoes, eggplant, summer squash, beans, strawberries, and pumpkins in pots (above the ground this year), and tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, beans, zucchini, lettuce, basil, dill, cilantro, tatsoi, Alpine strawberries, and peas planted amongst perennials.

Essentially I'm spreading coyote pee to keep deer at bay, fencing below the ground to keep voles away, and fencing above the ground to keep deer from eating vegetables the voles don't get.

Sounds like sufficient cause to question anyone's sanity … even a stubborn old gardener like me.

So what's the GOOPs? Had I, at the start of my gardening life in my current location, build raised beds with liners I could have avoided much of this grief. Of course I did not know I would have vole problems – deer yes – not voles. But many good raised bed plans suggest hardware cloth to keep creatures from tunneling up from below. As far as the coyote pee goes, the only GOOPs there would be spending $15 on something that doesn't work. If I see little coneflower buds in a few weeks then no GOOPs committed. If deer continue to munch then I'm the chump.

Now that you've read my GOOPs how about sharing one of yours? Either leave your GOOPs in a comment below, or post your GOOPs on your own blog – just leave a teaser comment below with your link. Need ideas? Take a gaze at previous GOOPs posts.

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Categories: Creatures, Gardening, GOOPs-Gardening Oops, Techniques.
Tags: coyote urine, deer, gardening oops - GOOPs, hardware cloth, voles.

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